About

Sometimes there's a band... I won't say they're heros, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a band. And I'm talkin' about six pack theory here. Sometimes, there's a band, well, they're the band for their time and place. They fit right in there. And that's six pack theory, in Columbus, Ohio. And even if they're a lazy band - and six pack theory is most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Franklin County, which would place them high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a band, sometimes, there's a band. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced them enough.

The Band

Bill LeRoy
Vocals and bad dancing.

 

Brian Kerr
Guitar, vocals and worse dancing.

 

Ken Kress
Bass, vocals and even worse dancing.

 

Steve Stinchcomb
Drums. (We've never seen him dance)